all Thracia 7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣ gamers
, Leif
Faris Claus needs your help
, Reinhardt
has epically taken children
from Manster
hostage
. To rescue them
, he’s going to need warp staves
and a Pugi axe
. All Leif
needs is your credit card number
, the security
code
, and the expiration date
. So may I say thank you
, And God bless
Kaga
️
♀️
Arden +10 (neutral)
HP: 64
Attack: 40
Speed: 20 (-)
Defense: 45
Resistance: 20 (-)
BST: 189
Arden (neutral)
HP: 60
Attack: 36
Speed: 16 (-)
Defense: 41
Resistance: 16 (-)
BST: 169
Analysis
Arden +10 (neutral) has 4 more HP
Arden +10 (neutral) has 4 more Attack
Arden +10 (neutral) has 4 more Speed
Arden +10 (neutral) has 4 more Defense
Arden +10 (neutral) has 4 more Resistance
Arden +10 (neutral) has 20 more BST
harder than u doesn’t mean u get to be salty.
” Green unit replied; Validar’s eyebrow raised.
“Does the palace know their crown prince is gone?” Validar asked.
“Our spies report that the princess is currently in a state of panic.”
“nOOOOOOOO!!! MY WAIFU!
” Green unit let out a foul screech as he struggled against the wooden ropes binding his hands and legs.
Meanwhile, in the Ylissean Royal Palace, Lucina paced back-and-forth in her quarters, only stopping to re-read a mysterious note left at her door.
“DEAR PESKY YLISSEANS. THE PLEGIANS AND I HAVE TAKEN OVER THE FEROXI CASTLE. GREEN UNIT IS NOW A PERMANENT GUEST AT ONE OF MY SEVEN GRIMLEAL HOTELS. I DARE YA TO FIND HIM, IF YA CAN!” The note read, with handwriting that reminded her of her husband’s. If the note was to be believed, then Green Unit was not...



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Black_Knight +4 (neutral)
HP: 50
Attack: 36
Speed: 35
Defense: 37
Resistance: 19 (-)
BST: 177
Black_Knight (neutral)
HP: 48
Attack: 34
Speed: 34
Defense: 35
Resistance: 18 (-)
BST: 169
Analysis
Black_Knight +4 (neutral) has 2 more HP
Black_Knight +4 (neutral) has 2 more Attack
Black_Knight +4 (neutral) has 1 more Speed
Black_Knight +4 (neutral) has 2 more Defense
Black_Knight +4 (neutral) has 1 more Resistance
Black_Knight +4 (neutral) has 8 more BST
Chrom(Branded) (neutral)
HP: 41 (-)
Attack: 37
Speed: 28 (-)
Defense: 34
Resistance: 17 (-)
BST: 157
Hrid (neutral)


HP: 41 (-)
Attack: 37 (+)
Speed: 17 (-)
Defense: 36
Resistance: 26 (-)
BST: 157
Analysis
Equal HP
Equal Attack
Chrom(Branded) has 11 more Speed
Hrid has 2 more Defense
Hrid has 9 more Resistance
Equal BST
Hrid (neutral)


HP: 41 (-)
Attack: 37 (+)
Speed: 17 (-)
Defense: 36
Resistance: 26 (-)
BST: 157
Ares (neutral)
HP: 40 (-)
Attack: 36
Speed: 30 (-)
Defense: 33
Resistance: 18 (-)
BST: 157
Analysis
Hrid has 1 more HP
Hrid has 1 more Attack
Ares has 13 more Speed
Hrid has 3 more Defense
Hrid has 8 more Resistance
Equal BST
Hrid (neutral)


HP: 41 (-)
Attack: 37 (+)
Speed: 17 (-)
Defense: 36
Resistance: 26 (-)
BST: 157
Siegbert (neutral)
HP: 41 (-)
Attack: 34
Speed: 35
Defense: 31
Resistance: 16 (-)
BST: 157
Sigurd (neutral)
HP: 41 (-)
Attack: 35
Speed: 32
Defense: 34
Resistance: 17 (-)
BST: 159
Chrom(Branded) (neutral)
HP: 41 (-)
Attack: 37
Speed: 28 (-)
Defense: 34
Resistance: 17 (-)
BST: 157
Ares (neutral)
HP: 40 (-)
Attack: 36
Speed: 30 (-)
Defense: 33
Resistance: 18 (-)
BST: 157
Eirika(Graceful) (neutral)




HP: 38 (-)
Attack: 31
Speed: 39
Defense: 27 (+)
Resistance: 21
BST: 156
Analysis
Highest HP: 41 (Hrid, Siegbert, Sigurd, Chrom(Branded))
Highest Attack: 37 (Hrid, Chrom(Branded))
Highest Speed: 39 (Eirika(Graceful))
Highest Defense: 36 (Hrid)
Highest Resistance: 26 (Hrid)
Highest BST: 159 (Sigurd)
BST of highest stats: 179
Hrid (neutral)


HP: 41 (-)
Attack: 37 (+)
Speed: 17 (-)
Defense: 36
Resistance: 26 (-)
BST: 157
Eliwood +10 (neutral)
HP: 43 (-)
Attack: 35
Speed: 34 (-)
Defense: 27
Resistance: 36
BST: 175
Analysis
Eliwood has 2 more HP
Hrid has 2 more Attack
Eliwood has 17 more Speed
Hrid has 9 more Defense
Eliwood has 10 more Resistance
Eliwood has 18 more BST
Hrid (neutral)


HP: 41 (-)
Attack: 37 (+)
Speed: 17 (-)
Defense: 36
Resistance: 26 (-)
BST: 157
Eliwood (neutral)
HP: 39 (-)
Attack: 31
Speed: 30 (-)
Defense: 23
Resistance: 32
BST: 155
Analysis
Hrid has 2 more HP
Hrid has 6 more Attack
Eliwood has 13 more Speed
Hrid has 13 more Defense
Eliwood has 6 more Resistance
Hrid has 2 more BST
- default
Ryoma(Festival)

- seasonal
Ryoma(Supreme)


- Legendary
- default
Ryoma(Festival)

- seasonal
Ryoma(Supreme)


- Legendary
Elibe - Wendy is best also my wife XD
Magvell - Ewan is really good also me irl
Tellius - I dont play elitist games with no hot girls. Also titania is a shitty jagen who steals xp from better units and also shitty character because she's not young enough looking or good enough growths to be my wife
Awakening - Donnel also pothead memes XD
Fates - Mozu is best and also my wife XD
) so I wanted to share my thoughts.
Top Tier
Ross, Amelia, Ewan (Sure they have good bases but you just can't beat good GROWTHS they become your best unit guys and they're really fun to train)
Ephraim (I want daddy Ephraim's Reginleif in me mmm)
Duessel
Moulder (also daddy dont judge me im polyamoroous apanbiromansexual)
Joshua (fast sword guys are cool ok)
Colm (also fast sword guy and he can steal)
Gerik (mm did i mention i like fast sword guys)
Forde (weed guy
)
Tana (cute girl)
Cormag (Tana husbando xD)
Tethys
L'Arachel (with investment she can be your best unit!!!!! You shouod try it)
Myrrh (best girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like have you seen her in FEH gwrgeojiwqef)
Mid Tier
Saleh (I really wasn't sure guys he's cool but he steals exp! Leave your opinion in the comments)
Rennac (he can steal and assassins are cool)
Garcia (axes are underrated if you used Garcia you'd see!!)
Artur/Lute (theyre basically the same but one uses light magic!!)
Natasha (boring)
Kyle
Bottom Tier
Knoll ([insert depression joke here])
Dozla
SETH (HE STEAL EXP and he has bad HP k)
Gilliam
Vanessa (BORING shes useless and weak!!!!1)
Innes (the only thing hes good for is threesomes! XD)
Neimi (crybaby)
Marisa (shes just weaker joshua)
Syrene (boring)
Orson (GO FUck you're dead wife sack of shitt)
) so I wanted to share my thoughts.
Top Tier
Ross, Amelia, Ewan (Sure they have good bases but you just can't beat good GROWTHS they become your best unit guys and they're really fun to train)
Ephraim (I want daddy Ephraim's Reginleif in me mmm)
Duessel
Moulder (also daddy dont judge me im polyamoroous apanbiromansexual)
Joshua (fast sword guys are cool ok)
Colm (also fast sword guy and he can steal)
Gerik (mm did i mention i like fast sword guys)
Forde (weed guy
)
Tana (cute girl)
Cormag (Tana husbando xD)
Tethys
L'Arachel (with investment she can be your best unit!!!!! You shouod try it)
Myrrh (best girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like have you seen her in FEH gwrgeojiwqef)
Mid Tier
Saleh (I really wasn't sure guys he's cool but he steals exp! Leave your opinion in the comments)
Rennac (he can steal and assassins are cool)
Garcia (axes are underrated if you used Garcia you'd see!!)
Artur/Lute (theyre basically the same but one uses light magic!!)
Natasha (boring)
Kyle
Bottom Tier
Knoll ([insert depression joke here])
Dozla
SETH (HE STEAL EXP and he has bad HP k)
Gilliam
Vanessa (BORING shes useless and weak!!!!1)
Innes (the only thing hes good for is threesomes! XD)
Neimi (crybaby)
Marisa (shes just weaker joshua)
Syrene (boring)
Orson (GO FUck you're dead wife sack of shitt)
Draug (neutral)
HP: 50
Attack: 30 (-)
Speed: 32
Defense: 39
Resistance: 18
BST: 169
Arden (neutral)
HP: 60
Attack: 36
Speed: 16 (-)
Defense: 41
Resistance: 16 (-)
BST: 169
Surtr (neutral)

HP: 50 (-)
Attack: 39 (+)
Speed: 17 (-)
Defense: 40 (+)
Resistance: 33
BST: 179
Analysis
Highest HP: 60 (Arden)
Highest Attack: 39 (Surtr)
Highest Speed: 32 (Draug)
Highest Defense: 41 (Arden)
Highest Resistance: 33 (Surtr)
Highest BST: 179 (Surtr)
BST of highest stats: 205
Draug +10 (neutral)
HP: 54
Attack: 34 (-)
Speed: 36
Defense: 43
Resistance: 22
BST: 189
Arden +10 (neutral)
HP: 64
Attack: 40
Speed: 20 (-)
Defense: 45
Resistance: 20 (-)
BST: 189
Surtr +10 (neutral)

HP: 54 (-)
Attack: 43 (+)
Speed: 21 (-)
Defense: 44 (+)
Resistance: 37
BST: 199
Analysis
Highest HP: 64 (Arden)
Highest Attack: 43 (Surtr)
Highest Speed: 36 (Draug)
Highest Defense: 45 (Arden)
Highest Resistance: 37 (Surtr)
Highest BST: 199 (Surtr)
BST of highest stats: 225
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